7yr Old MMA Cutie Will Kick Your Ass!

Her name is Allison Gonier and she’s only 7 yrs old! She’s got a great take down defense, but the most impressive thing is she throws a showtime kick (and punch) to rival current UFC lightweight champion Anthony Pettis. Hopefully Allison keeps at her mixing of the martial arts and the UFC can introduced Adorable-weight soon.

– shockmansion.com

Ultimate X 2014 Competition!

It’s that time of year again! Tattoos, hot girls, hotter guys, extreme sports, day drinking and an all round jol! The 5th Hunters eXtreme Ultimate X 2014 festival, Saturday 01st of February 2014!

The Gateway Canal at the V&A Waterfront will be transformed once again into an extreme sporting paradise filled with death defying stunts and tricks, performed by the best of the best action sport athletes from BMX, FMX, MTB, skate and wake boarding that SA has to offer.

Details:

Time: 10am – 9pm (after-party starts at 7pm on site)

Tickets: Pre-bought tickets from Computicket cost R150 each. Tickets are also available at the gate at R200 for adults and R60 for kids between the ages of six and eight years old.  (Children under four get in free).

ULTX Event

The country’s best riders in each discipline will compete for a piece of R120 000 in cash prizes and the title of Hunters eXtreme Ultimate X champion!

Visit the Facebook page ULTIMATE X 2014 – Presented by Hunters eXtreme for daily updates.

For more info visit www.ultimatex.co.za or follow them on Twitter at @Ultimate_X_

COMPETITION! AWWW YISS, FREE SHIT:

What you’ll win (hamper worth R2000): 

2 x UltimateX full day passes
Hunter’s eXtreme MP3 player
Limited Edition Fox leather wallet
Hunter’s eXtreme 6 pack
Hunter’s eXtreme flat peak cap
Hunter’s eXtreme metal water bottle
UltimateX flash disk
Sticker pack from the sponsors
Red Bulletin magazine
DC credit card bottle opener

Step 1: Follow @Ultimate_X_ on Twitter, and like their Facebook page: HERE

Choose which aspect of the event you are most looking forward to, and include that hashtag AT THE END OF YOUR TWEET#FMX #BMX #WAKE #SKATE or #LIFESTYLE and then:

Step 2: Tweet:

Hey @StephanieBe, i’d dig that R2000 hamper & tickets to @Ultimate_x_ with @Hunters_eXtreme [#FMX or #BMX or #WAKE or #SKATE or #LIFESTYLE] #UltimateX

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Have You Been Naughty Or Nice? Find Out Here!

Are you on Father Christmas’ good list this year, or has your potty mouth landed you on the naughty list?  This website analyses your tweets over the last year or so to see how naughty you were (how much you swore)… and then gives you a little summary like this:

Screen Shot naughty niceI was really surprised that i wasn’t on the naughty list… but then i remembered that my old employer used to curb my Twitter swearing, so being allowed to let rip on Twitter is something new to me😉 I also have quite a few followers under the age of 18, so out of respect, i try to keep it clean.

At the time of taking the test 62911 people made the nice list… and 75473 were on the naughty list.

See where you fall, and then let me know: http://socialsanta.co/

Unhung Hero – A Cockumentary

This poor dude had his very public marriage proposal turned down at a basketball game, the video went viral, something like 10 million views in 4 days! A little while after the heartbreaking debacle, his ex came out and revealed why she couldn’t be with him forever: he has a small penis.

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So this poor guy decided to soothe his shattered ego by traveling around the world trying to answer the age-old question: Does size count? I once read somewhere, that there’s a reason you don’t see many 7cm dildos around…

In my personal opinion, size isn’t everything… but it certainly does contribute.

Synergy Live 2013 Competition!

synergyIt’s finally here! The legendary Synergy Live has returned to Cape Town and Johannesburg this weekend, and i hope you’re ready! I was ridiculously bummed that i couldn’t make last year’s festival (i had friends arriving from the UK the same night Prodigy was performing!)… so i’m really glad that things sort of worked out this time around.

JOBURG [Competition]

There’s no need to feel left out of the festival scene, you might not be camping, but you’re certainly going to get to party just as hard as the Townies! The line-up is ridiculous:

Everything Everything (UK)
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (US)
Desmond & the Tutus
Gangs of Ballet
Gangsterdam
Goodnight Wembley
Iso
Naming James
Zebra & Giraffe

That’s not even including the Red Bull Stage with Foreign Beggars, Feed Me, Das Kapital and more!

COMPETITION (JHB ONLY)

To win 1 of 3 sets of double tickets, all you have to do is make sure you’re following @SynergyLive, and tweet the following:

WIN tickets to @SynergyLive in JHB this weekend with @StephanieBe! Details here: http://bit.ly/1eCoNRx

CAPE TOWN

Synergy Live 2013 is a only about 90 minutes outside of Cape Town on the banks of Theewaterskloof Dam. Three days of dirty fun with top talent serving up some pretty rad beats. Dance with the setting sun, sleep with the stars – wake up and start all over again. Heaven.

1461855_624161360976229_467849072_nA couple of essential items to pack:

–           TICKETS!
–           Water Bottle (maybe 1 for water and 1 for alcohol…. But definitely take extra, you  will probably lose them. Daisies will have water filling stations throughout the site too, to keep you hydrated)
–           Sunglasses (you will also probably lose a pair of these, or break them. Leave your designer shades at home and rather bring 2 pairs of cheapies)
–           Torch
–           Lighter, matches (even if you don’t smoke, people are always looking for lighters)
–           Rennies/Myprodol/Plasters/Immodium/Panado! (at the risk of sounding like your mom, I can’t emphasize how important it is to take ALL of the aforementioned goodies. You really don’t want to feel ill at an outdoor festival. You ruin it for yourself and for your friends.) Rennies: For if the festival food doesn’t agree with you, or even if you’re feeling sick from too much beer/spirits, it basically just makes your stomach acid less acidic. This is a pretty gross tip, so stop reading if you’re sensitive. If you feel like you’re going to throw up, try and get 3 or so Rennies into you a good amount of time before you chunder, and when you do, it’ll feel like you’re throwing up water rather than Satan’s own burning lava.

–      Packets of chips (possibly the easiest and lightest food to carry around, it’s also the best thing to eat if you’re feeling sick)
–      Alcohol Sachets (easy to hide in your tent from scavengers, rolled up in some socks)
–      Decant All Alcohol! (no glass is aloud into Synergy at all, and I’m glad about that. So don’t complain, just sort yourself out before you come)

For the complete Ultimate Essential Outdoor Festival Packing Checklist click: here

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