Have You Been Naughty Or Nice? Find Out Here!

Are you on Father Christmas’ good list this year, or has your potty mouth landed you on the naughty list?  This website analyses your tweets over the last year or so to see how naughty you were (how much you swore)… and then gives you a little summary like this:

Screen Shot naughty niceI was really surprised that i wasn’t on the naughty list… but then i remembered that my old employer used to curb my Twitter swearing, so being allowed to let rip on Twitter is something new to me 😉 I also have quite a few followers under the age of 18, so out of respect, i try to keep it clean.

At the time of taking the test 62911 people made the nice list… and 75473 were on the naughty list.

See where you fall, and then let me know: http://socialsanta.co/

Unhung Hero – A Cockumentary

This poor dude had his very public marriage proposal turned down at a basketball game, the video went viral, something like 10 million views in 4 days! A little while after the heartbreaking debacle, his ex came out and revealed why she couldn’t be with him forever: he has a small penis.


So this poor guy decided to soothe his shattered ego by traveling around the world trying to answer the age-old question: Does size count? I once read somewhere, that there’s a reason you don’t see many 7cm dildos around…

In my personal opinion, size isn’t everything… but it certainly does contribute.

Treehouse Porn

I’ve had an obsession with treehouses ever since i was a kid. Partly because we always want something that we can’t have (and we had no trees or money), and partly because who the fuck doesn’t want to have a HOUSE in a TREE?!

Now that i’m an “adult” i still don’t have any trees (or money)… so a treehouse is still out… BUT, that doesn’t mean i’ll never get to stay in one. It seems like i’m not the only one who loves them, because Treehouse HOTELS can be found all around the world! I am too amped for words. Check it out:

Free Spirit Spheres (Vancouver Island, Canada)



These handcrafted spheres are suspended from the trees by a complex series of ropes, allowing them to sway gently in the wind and change elevation based on the movement of the trees. A large window gives guests a view of the Pacific Northwest rainforest, and hot showers and a sauna are available to warm up on chilly nights (each sphere is equipped with a heater and cozy bedding as well!).

Mirrorcube Treehouse (Sweden)

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Located 60 kilometres south of the Arctic circle, in Harads, Sweden, this stunning hide-out is made of light-weight aluminum which is hung around the base of a single tree. The exterior is camouflaged by mirror walls that reflect their surroundings while the interior is plywood. If Sweden’s not your thing, you can have your own Mirrorcube delivered and constructed at your desired destination.

Cedar Creek Treehouse (Washington, USA)

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They offer unique tree house with this “bed and breakfast” cottage 50 feet up in a 200-year old Western Red Cedar tree.

Treehouses Hotel (Costa Rica)



Post Ranch Inn (California)



Perched 1200 feet above the Pacific Ocean on the rocky cliffs of Big Sur, the unique triangular treehouses at this eco-friendly resort are constructed on stilts 9 feet above the forest floor.

Sanya Nanshan Treehouse Resort (China)

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slideshow-1web_treehouse_17Created by owner, author and treehouse builder Peter Nelson, this resort offers two distinct cabins built into the moss-covered old-growth forests of the Pacific Northwest. Think warm, mountain cabin that you access via a suspension bridge or spiral staircase (that wraps around a tree trunk).

Tongabezi Treehouse (Livingstone, Zambia)

a-bathAt the end of the swimming pool a hidden path winds along the cliff face to their secluded Tree House. Tongabezi is a luxury lodge near Victoria Falls in Zambia… voted among the world’s finest places to stay in Condé Nast.

Cheerleaders Are INSANE!

After watching this video, if you feel like Cheerleading isn’t a gruelling and demanding sport, then you need to get your head checked. These Cheerleaders make me feel like the biggest slob in the world… i’ve also never seen such a big group of crazy fit and beautiful Americans.

Two Dudes Tip Waiters R2000

Apparently these guys run a rather large and successful Youtube account that earns them a significant amount of money. As a way of both giving back and making content for their channel… they tipped a couple of waiters $200 and then filmed their reactions. In the beginning of the video you see them “sneakily” filming each respective waiter while they’re being served so they know they’re being filmed and all seem cool with it.

If you’re having kind of a shitty day, this is one of those videos that will make your heart feel better. I might have also cried a little.

Parisian Party Illuminati

There are parties… and then there are parties. A super secretive French group who call themselves “We Are The Oracle” organize gatherings in abandoned buildings – in Paris! They are, of course, French… so the gatherings are always super classy wining and dining affairs with a pretty sick party to round it off. You’ve never been to an “underground” party like this…

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The event organisers, like to refer to themselves as “les conspirateurs“, and they seem to have a real talent for tracking down creepy/awesome venues.

They’ve held parties at:

An abandoned castle in Paris, that just so happens to be owned by the Rothschild’s, aptly named “Chateau Rothschild”. “The ‘castle’ has been abandoned since the WWII when the Rothschild family fled to England before the arrival of the Germans, who would later inhabit and plunder the house during the four-year Nazi occupation of Paris. After the city’s liberation, the U.S. army were the next self-service tenants at the Chateau Rothschild– their stay didn’t do the residence any favours either. The Rothschilds never returned to their home and over the decades it has been left to deteriorate while serving as a playground for graffiti artists and vandals.”


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640x434x7440545570_83e9b71536_z.jpg.pagespeed.ic.eLuGdTfCQDThe Haunted School dinner *creepy*

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Their most recent party was held in an empty swimming pool last month. It looks like it was an insane night!

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