Topless Tuesday 10 Sep

Topless Tuesday might be intermittent these days, but i’ll make it up to very very soon, my lovelies.

OH, by the way – VERY NSFW and strictly Over 18! So if you aren’t 18… turn around now.

Topless Tuesday 10 September 2013 >

 

LOOK! Amateurs! Some of these pictures are submissions from local ladies, and others are submissions from internationals and then just a couple i found through nefarious means.

 

Topless Tuesday – Spring Fling

First Topless Tuesday of September 2013! Spring Fever!

OH, by the way – VERY NSFW and strictly Over 18! So if you aren’t 18… turn around now.

Topless Tuesday 03 September 2013 >

 

Amateurs! Some of these pictures are submissions from local ladies, and others are submissions from internationals and then just a couple i found through other nefarious means.

 

Topless Tuesday

Topless Tuesday might be intermittent these days, but i’ll make it up to very very soon, my lovelies.

OH, by the way – VERY NSFW and strictly Over 18! So if you aren’t 18… turn around now.

Topless Tuesday 20 August 2013 >

 

LOOK! Amateurs! Some of these pictures are submissions from local ladies, and others are submissions from internationals and then just a couple i found through other nefarious means.

 

Topless Tuesday > Return Of The Amateurs

Today sees the return of the popular amateur section of Topless Tuesday, and what better day to do it on, than my birthday! 

OH, by the way – VERY NSFW and strictly Over 18! So if you aren’t 18… turn around now.

Topless Tuesday 9 July 2013 >

Here it is, the return of the Amateurs. Some of these pictures are submissions from local ladies, and others are submissions from internationals and then just a couple i found through other nefarious means.

Die Antwoord “Cookie Thumper”

Let me start off by saying that i freaking LOVE Die Antwoord! I love the lyrics, the beats, their whole package. They make me a little nostalgic, because, believe it or not it kind of reminds me of family and a chunk of my childhood.

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This song… they’ve taken it to another Universe. I almost have no words. I’m positive they’ll come under a lot of criticism because it’s basically a song about an orphan school girl who has a crush on a 26/27 gang member who has just come out of jail… and he wants to fuck her in her ass, not her punani.

Thank God the Americans have no clue what she’s saying more than half of the time. Jesus. Prepare yourself. Translation underneath.

TRANSLATION >

THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY
BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON
THAT LITTLE GIRL’S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE!

THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR
START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME
MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND
IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G
FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D
YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW
START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED
MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN
EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE
MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN
WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON?
U CAN’T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN
NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW
YES DADDY, I’M A BIG GIRL NOW
JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW
CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF

THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S DREAMING IN JAIL
DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY
FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN
JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA

I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE
PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON’T LIKE
I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT!
I’M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B.
YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P.
I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON’T EAT MEAT
2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE
LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME
I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED
RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG
I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON
ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG
I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON!
BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY
NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME!

CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE
CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!

THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S FRESH OUT OF JAIL
SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE’S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER?
GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM!

THAT BOY ANIES HE’S A FUCKIN RAW BOY
I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA
HE’S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I’M BLONDE ALL OVER
BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM!

Hump This II

Wednesday, also known as “Hump Day”… i never really took to the alt name for the day of the week. In fact, the word “Hump Day” actually irritates me, much like the words: “hip”, “funky”, “panties”, “toilet” and “moist”. ERGH!

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BUT for the sake of this post, it works… so i won’t complain anymore. Here are some beautiful lady bums to massage your tired mid-week eyes.

 

Mondays Are Hard VI *NSFW

Mondays are hard, so i’ve put together a gallery of images to massage your demotivated eyes. I’ve been neglecting the blog a bit recently, what with the move to JHB and all… so i thought id put a gallery together with 3 of the best in each category: Topless, Bikini, Ass, Black & White & Lingerie.

Enjoy 😉

PLEASE NOTE: NSFW

Strictly 18+

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Here it is: