No, but seriously… what IS a festival without Jose Cuervo? It’s Prohibition America, THAT’S what it is! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Keen to win some shit? Jose Cuervo are giving away muchos hampers, and all you have to do to enter is tell them “What’s a festival without Jose Cuervo?”
A festival without Jose Cuervo is like a packet of Niks without the Naks, a phone without the “i”, shoes without a sole, a mouth with no teeth, an airplane without wings, a South African passport. Especially that last one. A festival without Jose Cuervo is like a South African Passport, useless.
To enter, click here: Jose Cuervo Facebook Competition Entry
Follow the ridiculously long hashtag on Twitter: #WhatsAFestivalWithoutJoseCuervo