Mondays are hard, so i’ve put together a gallery of images to massage your demotivated eyes. I’ve been neglecting the blog a bit recently, what with the move to JHB and all… so i thought id put a gallery together with 3 of the best in each category: Topless, Bikini, Ass, Black & White & Lingerie.
Enjoy 
PLEASE NOTE: NSFW.
Strictly 18+
Here it is:
If you don’t like laughing at hilarious drunk people doing stupid kak, and hurting themselves, then this video is not for you. If you do like laughing at other people’s misfortune and bad mistakes – then press play!
Tanner Paxman gets his widsom teeth removed in the chair – very common in the states and even here in SA if there aren’t any complications. You get put under some sort of sedative and then they “operate” right there at the dentists rooms. The drugs are pretty strong as it’s quite a violent procedure, this poor kid is obviously feeling it.
The first video is of him in the dentists char straight after the procedure, the second is of him in the car drive on the way home. Both videos are ridiculously hilarious. The person filming him is his dad.
“I’m good, bro. I want to party”
400 FILM FLASH BY @YESWECRANN – Movies reviewed/recapped in 400 words. Exactly.
BEWARE! MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT!
Warm Bodies isn’t your average love story. There’s a Zombie apocalypse, Nicholas Hoult (the odd-looking youngster from About A Boy) is dead. He meets a girl, Teresa Palmer, eats her boyfriend’s brain, falls in love with her, becomes an ex-zombie and saves the world. The End.
In all fairness though, there’s a lot more to this film than what you might think. Inside what many may see as just another Zombie flick there’s something a bit heart-warming in there. R, is a human brain trapped in a zombie body, he knows he’s living a crappy life, but is just getting on with it, eating brains and that.
Julia, whose dad, (played by the lead in Being John Malkovich, I cant remember his name) is the main zombie killer guy, goes out on a mission for medical aid and consequently ends up seeing her fella’s brain eaten. She freezes, gets taken in by R and you guessed it, they become friends.
Obviously she can’t love him, he’s undead, but it turns out that, as cheesy as it may seem, that love can actually save some of the flesh-eating limpers. R starts to slowly return to his human self when he’s around her, something that Julia notices and decides that he’s actually alright. He can’t talk too great though.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, R saves Julia (several times) from getting eaten and sneaks into the human colony to inform his lady friend that his zombie mates can be saved.
A big battle ensues which sees the good zombies join forces with the humans to take on the bad, unsaveable zombies. R jumps off a big building into a pool possibly sacrificing himself to save the girl that’s made him human. However, despite that, John Malkovich isn’t convinced at shoots him anyway.
R then begins to bleed, something that zombies don’t do, and convinces Mr. Malkovich that his buddies can be saved.
The human/good zombie tag team sees off the crappy Zombies and the human race, bizarrely, then allows zombies to live amongst them as they get better. The odd-looking lad from About A Boy learns to talk properly, gets the girl and everyone lives happily ever after.
Well, everyone other than all those that got eaten that is…
Film Moral: Accept people, help them. Not all those that seem past the point of no return are lost for good.
The harder the guy slaps his thigh… the more you will laugh. If you’re having a bit of a rough week, this might just be what the Dr ordered!
You’ll either get this, or you won’t. If you don’t think it’s funny, don’t judge me.
Nigel, Dylan, Matt , Elias and Jordan WIN the Talent Show at Lake Howell High School with this performance they put together in only one week!
This performance was submitted to the America’s Got Talent reel for 2013… So this might not be the last you hear of these cuties.
It’s a scene i’ve often seen in movies – people camped out on picnic blankets with glasses of wine and awesome food spreads, watching an awesome movie on a screen under the stars at some amazing venue. There’s something about watching a movie under the stars that just makes it a little more special.
The Galileo Open Air Cinema, has brought the concept to Cape Town, and with great success. They’ve used one of the most spectacular natural backdrops we have in our beautiful city – Kirstenbosch Gardens.
Running once a week (usually on Wednesday evenings), from November to April, The Galileo brings you a diversity of film genres in its magical open air setting:
1st week of the month: Documentaries
2nd week of the month: Best Foreign
3rd week of the month: Adventure Sports
4th week of the month: All-Time Classics
Gain free access into Kirstenbosch Gardens (Gate 2) from 6pm on presentation of your movie ticket and enter the Marquee Lawn area where movies are shown. They have a great selection of local food vendors, who offer everything from sandwiches to salads, pies and paellas, there is something for everyone.
You are, of course, welcome to bring your own food and drinks, as well as blankets (which i would recommend having a multitude of, as it’s getting quite cold in the evenings). You can also “rent” blankets and chairs at the venue, which saves you schlepping yours from the car
NOW, this brings me to this Wednesday’s movie: LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS! I am too freaking excited!
